Why I Want Him To Handle My Groceries

Jennifer B Gardner
2 min readSep 23, 2021

โ€œ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚โ€™๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ฎ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€,โ€ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—บ๐˜† ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฝ๐—ตโ€™๐˜€ ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—œ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ฝ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฝ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—น๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฎ ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜†. โฃ
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I really truly felt like a hot mess. Sweaty, dirty and thirsty after a day at the barn. Unwashed hair. No makeup. โฃ
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But the messiest part was inside. How I was feeling that afternoon. โฃ
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So when he asked me โ€œhowโ€™re you doing today?โ€ while scanning the radicchio, it slipped out. โฃโ€ฆ

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Jennifer B Gardner

Writer, thinker, hard working lazy person, communication survival skills for humans. Trust me, Iโ€™mma lawyer.